mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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