The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm always down for nudity.
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