K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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