I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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