we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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