All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wish I only lived at night.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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