This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
its liver damage thursday
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