your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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