Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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