new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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