Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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