Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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