Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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