Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
