Sponge bath it is.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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