What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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