just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
