I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She said her name was "party"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
