Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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