two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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