just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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