yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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