Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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