I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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