you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I have so many feelings about this burrito
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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