Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
