I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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