I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Barsexuality is the new black.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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