matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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