Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
