dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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