i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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