"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's never too late to be topless.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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