There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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