Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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