On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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