I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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