This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
What a dumb baby whore.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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