I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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