I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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