Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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