my soul wont recognize me after tonight
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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