Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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