Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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