So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
