No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You surviving the open bar?
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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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