help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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