Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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