those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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