I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so that wasnt chicken after all
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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