Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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