We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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