Whoa Z and x make the same sound
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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